Doctor: do you drink or smoke?
Doctor: (under his breath) what a loser
Repeat after me: I am a goddess. My spirit is towering, my soul is mighty, my breasts are magnificent and my shoes are super fucking cute.
My eyebrows are on point, my edges are everything.
and my hair looks the fuck good
I’m just talking shit. To no one. To everyone. Feeling sassy. Hahah. Thank you :)
I hope u get a uti AND a yeast infection, dumb bitch